February 2012
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Where are Brad and Angelina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jason segel ugh i love you my sweet prince
Also while we were getting out of the car I accidentally got smacked in the face with the car door so please please don’t let me have a black eye because that would probably make me look slightly less like a princess and slightly more like a battered girlfriend.
We spent the day shopping downtown and then checked out of our Sunshine hotel and into Banff Springs and oh my goodness it is so absolutely beautiful and wonderful and basically guys I’m a real life princess living in a castle txt it!
Ugh ew last night we ate out and I ate like a disgusting freak and just ugh it’s so frustrating and I don’t know why I can’t even do this right half the time but I will behave this week damnit.
I had a horrible dream that Elizabeth tried to run away but in reality that’s the most ridiculous thing because Elizabeth won’t run even if we try to make her. I think she senses that it’s just too unladylike. She’s just like her mother!!!!!
The Devil Wears Prada gets me every single time.
Oh my absolute goodness we had such a crazy day! We went to Sunshine this morning to ski, and the conditions were insane. It was so foggy and blowing so much snow we couldn’t see anything in front of us so we would be like flying off jumps we didn’t even realize were there I felt like a pioneer! Anyways it was really funny and we did spend a lot of time either falling or in the lodge...
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I’m sorry but if you don’t secretly love Sweet Home Alabama you are not a human being.
I’m laying in the back seat of the car with Elizabeth and we’re listening to The Beatles and it’s really dark outside but it’s also really snowy and wonderful and the dark almost makes it more pretty and I feel like we could just keep driving forever and I don’t know if anyone else has ever felt like this but you know when you were little and you would be driving...
We’re going to Banff after I get off work waaaa I’m so excited!!
My tiny little peanut who I’ve been taking care of since he was only 4 months old just learned to say ‘Uh oh’ today and he’s walking in little spurts all by himself. It’s lovely and exciting but also a little sad because he’s not really a baby anymore.
Fun fact: At any given hour on any given day, you can ask me if I’m freezing, if I’m tired, or if I feel like I’m going to vomit soon; and the answer will almost exclusively be yes!
I don’t know how I used to drink anything that wasn’t champagne now that basically all we drink is champagne it’s just so lovely and beautiful and makes everything feel soft and warm without any of the awful side effects normal alcohol has it’s just the loveliest drink and I mean it’s impossible to be anything but sweet and airy when you’re drinking champagne...
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What was wrong with Charlie in The Perks of Being a Wallflower? Like I know what happens at the end but was that the only reason he was so emotional and strange or did he have like a diagnosed condition?
flowersundersidewalks asked: I guess what I'm trying to say to you is, being in this situation has made me look at myself in a completely different way. I see the things I can and should do, and am driven to find bigger and better things for myself. I'm sad that I didn't see it before and deeply regret not accomplishing what I wanted. Your self worth is not about who you can love or who can love you, it's...
flowersundersidewalks asked: I felt very dependent on people for a long time, and even had the same thoughts you do that the only thing I'd ever be good at is loving someone else and being loved in return. Right now I'm pregnant with my first child (it wasn't exactly planned), and so in love with my boyfriend. I'm happier than ever. But the thing is, life is not easier, and doesn't get easier when you...
I feel so overwhelmed and consumed by such average things. Things that everyone else can do. I don’t think I could ever work a full job or take a full course load or anything really. I feel like I will never be able to take care of myself or function independently and I just really, really know that I need to hold onto love as hard as I can because otherwise I won’t have anyone to take...
Champagne is lovely because it demands to be celebrated with. You can’t put the cork back in it. Literally. You can’t. It gets much fatter the minute you pull it out and just won’t go back in. I’m only slightly inebriated but that sounds a little too sexual anyways it isn’t meant to of course because like…I’m talking about a drink not a man. So anyways we...
I have the ass of a twelve year old boy. I don’t understand why I couldn’t have the legs or stomach or arms or hips or like basically anything besides the ass of a 12 year old boy instead. Welp.
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Chris Brown has always made me want to vomit and now Rihanna makes me want to vomit and as far as I’m concerned they can have each other. I don’t really think of myself as particularly concerned with feminism but even I know how gross this is.